Archive for the Retarded Fun category

Google’s TiSP April Fool’s Joke

This has to be the coolest April Fool’s joke from Google, take a look!

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Digg, Stop Digging GARBAGE News!!

A message to Digg members! Stop digging stuff about CSS Menu’s it’s annoying! You know what? I’m probably gonna get bashed on this on my website but I don’t care. Stop CSS Menu’s, their great, their fun, their colorful but get OVER it! Most of you are Digging the same information anyway!

Stop digging topics with numbers! 20 Cheap Ways to do this! Yeah RIGHT, it’s not like this is new, you probably know 19 our of the 20 things on that damn list! Stop getting played and digg stupid information that we all probably already know!!

Anyway, I’m just fed up. Not mad just tired of it! Bring on the bashing!! :P

Troll Page Located Here:

http://www.tonycai.com/avc-punk-bitch/

http://www.tonycai.com/avc-owned-x2-mad-funny/

Tony Cai Is Blocked In China! Why?

China as some of us know it has a restricted internet. Many websites are blocked from internet users in China because of the information available to the public the Chinese government do not want their citizens to see. I was shocked when I checked my own website URL and discovered that my website, my personal blog, is being blocked in China! I don’t promote anti-communism! Why!!?

This explains why my web tracking script, ClusterMaps did not pick up many visitors from China. At first, I thought it was because I didn’t reach out to the Chinese audience because my website was English but as a web developer, I also know that “if you build it, they would come”, yet not many visitors access my site from China. I think this is wrong and it should change but it is only getting worst as more and more sites are being blocked.

To check if your URL is blocked in China, visit GreatFirewallOfChina.org.

“This Is Paul Wall’s MySpace” LOL!

I just saw this funny video from Paul Wall on MySpace. Now this is not one of his music videos, this is actually him talking about his MySpace and how he got these hoe’s trying to promote their websites on his MySpace page. He don’t play that sh*t! haha! :)

I’m gonna try to get him to do a shout out to [tony cai] on his next “GetMoneyTV” YouTube video blog. The way he talk cracks me up. This goes to show that famous people do personally check their messages and go though them all. So don’t loose hope, keep sending them messages!

Catch his YouTube video here! :)
[audio:http://litstudies.org/girl.mp3]

Holy Bible v.s Red Jordans LOL!

Today, I spent 4 hours going from Stony Brook to Brooklyn, back home for Chinese New Years. So I’m on the number 2 train at Atlantic Avenue going home when I hear these two guys arguing about religion. This was the most funniest thing I’ve seen in such a long time so hear me out!

One dude is a Haitian ex gang banger, drug dealer, weed smoker and the other is a member of the Bloods street gang. The Haitian man was walking through train cars at 1:30AM in the morning preaching about Jesus Christ, and the second guy [the blood] was standing at the doors. The Haitian man walks pass him and starts preaching, the second guy was like oh Jesus is garbage, stop BSing. At that point, they got into a heated argument.

Blood: How you tellin me your going to heaven after you did all this smoking week and gang banging?
Haitian: Because if you believe in Jesus, it will wipe away all your sins.
Blood: So your telling me if I go kill 1000 people and confess to Jesus then I will go to Heaven?
Haitian: Yes that’s right. This is my sword! [The Bible]
Blood: BS, it’s early, go to sleep, stop talking all this BS.
Haitian: Sleep is deaths cousin!
Blood: So your telling me you don’t sleep?
Haitian: Thats right.
Blood: Shut up, BS! You never sleep!?
Haitian: Never, I REST!
Blood: Hahahha
Haitian: Look at you, your ballin! Red Jordans!
Blood: Look at you, your balling, the Bible! HAHAHA
::: The man tries to give him a Jesus pamphlet. The dude rejects it.
Haitian: Your crazy, stop drinking. [Gets off the train]

OMG, this cracked me up! It was just the way they were speaking and the hand movements. The Haitian man was [talking like this] and the blood was a Jamaican [who talked like this MON]! :P

Polar Bear Club Wind Chill -7 Degrees

Coldest day by far here at Stony Brook! Imagine if the annual Super Bowl Polar Bear Club event was today? The annual Polar Bear Club visits the cold frigid waters every year for fun on Super Bowl day. That would have been crazy! My friend went to the Polar Bear event where 10,000+ people charged into the freezing waters of south-shore Long Island. Getting in naked wasn’t the bad part, getting out was the worst. Your body would feel even colder because it’s wet, then add the wind chill to that! HYPOTHERMIA!

Don’t worry, there were hovering medics available. Chances of you dying isn’t high at all! LOL! :P BTW, want to know what tomorrows morning temperatures are? Well it’s 5 degrees with a wind chill of -5 to -15. Dress warmly – New York! :)

LC2 – Edison Thunder Body

LC2 Productions presents… Edison Thunder Body. LOL We were bored yesterday at my dorm. We decided to film a conversation between the Hatian and the Black but it turned into this real quick! :D

Tell me what you think. HAHA

Leah Kauffman – My Box In A Box

This might be old news to some of you but it’s actually really funny how Leah Kauffman’s music career start off. She created a satire to SNL’s “My Dick In A Box” music video. Bam! she was a hit, radio stations across the nation were playing her song. Her music video was seen over 3 million times just on YouTube alone. Besides, I think shes a cute. :)

She then went on to sell her video prop, the infamous “Box” with a door on eBay for $1,525, all the money is going to charity. Heres the eBay link!

See Her Music Video:

[flashvideo width="320" height="240" filename="http://litstudies.org/boxinabox.flv" returnpage="http://www.tonycai.com/2007/01/20/leah-kauffman-my-box-in-a-box/" /]

Listen To Her MP3:

[audio:http://litstudies.org/boxinabox.mp3]

You can download her mp3 if you use an RSS reader. :P

Create Your Own Dummies Publication

I was browsing around the net looking for interesting things to blog about and I stumbled upon this website which allowed me to create this cool Dummies book cover.

“How To Become Tony Cai”, I know you guys just can’t wait to dig your nose into this one. LOL! You’ll never know, it may one day be available! I’ll be glad to autographs, haha.

At Smoke420, you can create this and many other customizable graphics. Ideal for your MySpace or website! You know what I always wanted? A Cambell’s Chicken Noodle Soup can that I can customize. I’m a big fan of Andy Warhol!

You can customize your own Dummies book cover here! :)

Demo The Apple iPhone Ringtone

During Steve Jobs’s keynote at MacWorld in San Francisco last week, he featured the iPhone as we know. In his keynote he made the iPhone play it’s ring tone. How did it get out to the public? Well apparently someone attending the keynote had it recorded and went home and edited out the sound of the many hundreds who were yelling in amazement. So how the ring tone got out was a very difficult process, thanks to the Anonymous user at Gizmodo.

P.S: Steve Jobs, please don’t unleash your lawyers at me. Steve, your such an angel!

So without furtheradue, I present you the short iPhone ringtone:
[audio:http://litstudies.org/iphonering.mp3]